10 things that prove men and women are from different planets

10 things that prove men and women are from different planets

It’s hard to disagree how unlike we are. We have different approach to everything. And that is the point. That’s why we like each other so much. Because of the mystery. Man will never understand what woman thinks about. Woman will never even try to understand. Yep, that’s how we are) We don’t try to solve the puzzle. We are the puzzle))

 

Future

  • Woman worries about her future until she gets married
  • Man worries about the future after he gets married 

Success 

  • Successful man is the one who can earn more than his wife can spend
  • Successful woman is the one who can find such a man

Marriage

  • Woman marries a man thinking she can change him. But he never changes.
  • Man marries a woman expecting she will never change. But she does.

Family

  • Woman knows all about her children. Best friends names, doctor appointments, favorite food, home assignments. 
  • Man is aware of some little people sharing same household. 

Budget

  • Man will pay 10$ for a 5$ item he needs fast.
  • Woman will pay 5$ for a 10$ item she doesn’t need, but is on sale. 

Beauty

  • Man will wake up wearing his brutal beauty just the same as he went to bed
  • Woman somehow deteriorate during the night

Essentials

  • Man has 5 items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, towel, soap, razor. 
  • Woman has 50. Most of them man can’t even recognize. But he definitely uses her shampoo, deodorant and body lotion. 

Friends

  • Man’s friends are: Fat boy, jackass, dumbhead and Shitforbrains
  • Woman’s friends are: Sasha, Sarah, Laura, Lana. Woman don’t use nicknames. 

Arguments

  • Woman has to have a last word in every argument.
  • Man knows his word is the last. Everything that woman says after – is a new argument.

Exterior

  • Woman will dress up to go shopping, to the gym, to take out the trash, to get mail. Even to go to the hospital.
  • Man will dress up for funerals and his own wedding. 

 

Just a quick tip for a husbands)

Husband should forget his mistakes. There is no use in two people remembering the same thing. It’s such a waste. 😉

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